HA!  MM

The camera is a magical invention.  It can catch things and freeze them in time.  Look at this picture very carefully.  Do you see what I see?  Look at the kid in the upper left.  Yep.  Probably should have had the hockey team carry-in after the picture.

Meet Eva, the snake-shaped blanket.  Eva is the invention of German designers and is a cross between an electric blanket and a snake.  It coils around your body and has heated coils inside the blanket that gives you the ability to heat your whole body.  Anyone claustrophobic?  This would be a freakin’ nightmare!  You’d wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming for your very life!  Plus (like some electric blankets) if it overheats are you trapped like some human version of “pig in a blanket”? So…what do you think?  Something you’ve always wanted or nightmare come to life?

As you recall in Inked…pt. 1 we explored some of the more bizarre tattoos ever seen. Well, here we are again. Unless things have changed in tattoo artistry, they’re still PERMANENT right??

Fox And Friends had Ernest Borgnine on to pimp his new book (yeah, he wrote a book, I was surprised too).  He looks pretty good for a dude that was alive when Lincoln was President.  So, the question was asked how he stays looking so young.  You’ve got to watch the clip to see for yourself how he answered.  On the upside…Big Ed will live to be 208!

So…ummm…here’s the Spanish Men’s Olympic Basketball team featuring LA Laker Pau Gasol.  Notice anything weird?  Hmmm…they’re all dressed alike?  Nope.  A couple are sitting on basketballs?  That’s not it.  Oh, I’ve got it!  They’re making the international “Look at me, I’m a Chinaman” face!  HUH?!?  In 2008?!?!  Wow!

Most everyone has heard the story of Bernann McKinney by now. She’s the crazy dog lady that dropped $50k to have her dead dog, Booger (that’s what I said…Booger) cloned. Typically this would be enough to prove she was insane. However, now we hear about her rap sheet. Or should I call it a rape sheet.

In the late 70’s she became infatuated with a Mormon Missionary. When he wouldn’t acknowledge her she chloroformed his Mormon booty, ran 200 miles away and chained him to a bed until he agreed to marry her (sounds vaguely like a certain movie). When he refused she…ummm…had her way with him. After she was arrested…because that kinda stuff is illegal…she told the court that she loved him soooo much that she would ski down Mt. Everest nude with a flower in her nose if he asked her to (cue the sfx: cukoo cukoo cukoo).

She, as you can imagine, denies the whole thing. You can check out the whole article here.

Congratulations to Richmond and all of the Eastern Indiana bands at this year’s Indiana State Fair Band Day (as heard on our sister station 1490 WKBV).  In fact, 5 of the top 8 bands were from around us!  Whoo-hoo!  Here’s how the Sweet 16 finished (Eastern Indiana schools are in italics).

1. Muncie South
2. Richmond
3. Anderson Highland
4. Northeastern
5. Jay County
6. Winchester
7. Centerville
8. Hagerstown
9. Southmont
10. Anderson
11. Pendleton Heights
12. Southport
13. Muncie Central
14. Noblesville
15. Frankton
16. Lapel

McCain says Obama is a celebrity like Britney and Paris in his latest ad attacking his presidential opponent….well Paris thinks that’s not hot

A Missouri woman found this Cheeto and believes that God is talking to her…through junk food?!? Maybe he is…he’s saying don’t eat this crap!!! The finder of this special Cheeto has named it “Cheesus” and put her treasure in a safety deposit box….you never know what a find like this may bring a gal. Someone recently paid over $1300.00 for a cornflake shaped like the state of Illinois…this could prove to be a financial windfall.

In my opinion this Cheeto looks more like the Human Torch from “Fantastic Four” than the crucifixion of Christ…but I’m also not on drugs!!! What d’ya think? Cheeto Jesus?

Judge Judy’s face says  what we would all be thinking if our ground started shaking….during a taping of Judge Judy during Tuesday’s earthquake.

Does your man adore a Super hero? Rick Duncan loves Superman….so apparently he’s a nice guy who loves rescuing people… he once offered me some advil when I had a headache so maybe it’s true. Take it with a grain of salt…man I love salt. ha. For fun, enjoy! MM

here is exactly what i have been complaining about on air for some time now…..i get to work…and just like you i check the headlines to see what is going on in the world….so here is a screenshot from cnn.com…..and as you can see, amidst all of the major headlines….amy “crazy lady” winehouse actually has TWO of the top headlines….i have never in my life seen a one hit wonder get so much press….let’s face it….she has ONE radio hit…and although it was ok, it was not some great smash…hell, the macarena got more radio time than rehab….when was the last time you saw an artist with so little contribution to the music world get so much damn publicity….where are all the headlines about other one hit wonders who had a mediocre hit….like thomas dolby, kajagoogoo, chris daughtry…oh wait…he has more than one…they all just sound the same…anyway

amy winehouse has the best PR department i have ever seen….

if i see one more headline about this woman, the next headline will read:

Smalltown DJ strangles Winehouse with bare hands

or, perhaps:

Smart DJ throws crackpipe in ocean…Winehouse drowns.

i just want to share an email i got from out winner of the g1013 johnson chiropractic summer concert series…..lisa won tickets to see the sold out dave matthew show last friday….here is the email i got from her…

Dave,     I wanted to take a second to thank everyone at G101.3 for the great time we had at the concert Friday night! The Limo ride was totally awesome, and Dave Matthews put on an excellent show! And as if winning the tickets and the limo ride wasn’t enough, while we were waiting in line to get in to the concert, some very nice young men asked us if we would like to trade our lawn tickets for their VERY good Pavillion seats! They were going to party with their friends on the lawn and didn’t want their good seats to go to waste. I don’t know why they picked us to trade with, other than our advanced age made us look like maybe we would be better off SITTING down! LOL   Thank you again for a WONDERFUL experience!!   Lisa

thanks for the great email lisa…we are really glad you had such a good time….

how would YOU like to be next?…..keep listening for more great concerts, and your chance to ride in style courtesy of dream limousine (check them out by clicking their name)…..

so rick duncan took off for his vacation in florida……he packed really well….he had everything all ready for the airport and all the essentials for a week in florida….EXCEPT the sunscreen…….as you can see….he is a little red in the face with embarrassment…..