Are you  concerned that an Al-Qaeda operative is hiding behind your armoire waiting to pop a cap in you while you sleep?  Maybe you’re afraid that in the midst of your slumber that girl you’ve been chatting up on the internet will realize you’re not really the multi-millionaire playboy/Astrophysicist/bodybuilder you claim to be and come calling like Annie Wilkes in Misery.  Maybe you’re afraid of hurricanes, floods or just really, really, REALLY freakin’ paranoid.  For you comes (wait for it)…the Quantum Sleeper!

Yes, its a bulletproof, fire-resistant bed that comes with a microwave (just because there’s terrorism doesn’t mean you can’t have a Hot Pocket).  Want one?  Of course you do!  Check it out here and get ready to place your order.  After all, isn’t piece of mind while you sleep worth $135,000 ?

Come on…admit it.  This is pretty funny.  If you’ve ever played with action figures at any age you see that funny. If you can’t see the humor in it maybe you should try pulling the stick out of your keister.  Better?  I thought so.

Former G 101-3 Weatherman Storm Kennedy is enjoying retirement in Florida.  In fact, he’s telling us about it…EVERY DAY.  Warm weather, suntan and (as seen in the photo above) oysters and a Bloody Mary.  Ok…we get it…enjoy your retirement.  Now stop.

here are some pictures of bill clinton’s visit to fire station number one here in richmond….he gave a great speech….

you may wonder what the first picture is all about…these are the classic fire poles that come from the area where the firefighters sleep, they overlook the whole fire station…if you look really close…in the shadows…you can see a secret service agent in each doorway….they were in the shadows looking over the crowd….

bill clinton actually has a pretty good sense of humor….and he really did a great job relating to the crowd….he comes across as the kind of guy you could just hang out with….

if you went and got some good pictures….feel free to email them to me at davesnow@g1013.com….and i will post them here and share them with everyone….

Dillards’ prom event!  Thanks to Lauren, Logan and McKayla for stopping by Dillards to see me! I walked the runway. Danced to Soulja boy. btw…that reminds me..do people laugh instead of applauding now? hmm…

The internet is full of cool pictures and, in my humble opinion, this is one of them. I mean, come on…how much cooler does it get than a shark and a gorilla high-fiving in front of an explosion?!?

T hat being said, link us to some of the coolest pics that you’ve discovered on the web…or that you’ve even taken. Of course, as always on g1013.com…keep it clean!

i have had a lot of people telling me they are watching some of the old gtv stuff on youtube….and i keep getting requests for more….so i dug up one of our older videos that was never posted…as a matter of fact…..this clip never even made it to the tv show….the funniest thing about this clip is…..at the part where greg conley pulled the chair out from under me, and i hit the trash can sort of awkward…… i actually cracked a rib….i could not raise my arm or take a full breath for about two weeks….but it was worth it….this video was really fun to make…and it’s still fun to watch…

enjoy…

p.s…..yes…that is a casket in my office…..but that’s another story….

everyone wants to know who i will be voting for this year for president…

rom jeremy gets my vote…..i would be proud to call him president

in the next couple of weeks, the IGT (Indiana Ghost Trackers) will be investigating the halls of g1013 to see if this place is really haunted…..several people that work here have reported strange things in the hallways and shadows of this building….and, we even have our own dirty little secret to go with our suspected haunting…a long time ago an older gentleman that worked here was found dead at his desk one morning by his co-workers (this was before i was even born) he had appearently suffered a heart attack……could his spirit be the one who seemingly walks these halls and vanishes around corners at night?…we figure there is only one team that can answer that…IGT…. so check back here for an update on what IGT finds when they do an actual, professional ghost investigation…

in our last poll you were asked:  “what do you think of rick duncan”  and you answered….with over 40 votes…

that he sucks!

congratulations rick!

be sure to check out the latest poll…..

you really should check out this site….you put in a picture of yourself…and it shows you what you would look like if you were born a different ethnicity….it can also age you….this is very powerful software…..here are two of the better ones i got back…click on either of them to get a better look……this is one of the coolest sites i have found in a while….make your own…then email it to me at davesnow@g1013.com and i will post yours here with mine….here is a link to the site:

the face transformer

here are some reader submissions:

Here we go again!  Let’s see what you can come up with for this one.  Here’s one to get you started…”Don’t make me go OJ on ya’ll…Step off!!”

Your turn…

Up until yesterday I only had 100 reasons to love this man….but then I read what he has to say about celebrities getting free stuff and now poof 101 reasons!!! Since reasons 101 to 6 are all about how hot he is…I’ll just list the top five!!

5 Not married….hehehe

4 Good Actor

3 Can play baseball

2 Humanitarian

1 Thinks celebrities look greedy when they pick up free “swag bags” at events.

Clooney tells Time magazine, “I’ve been smart about that. Rich famous people getting free s— looks bad. You look greedy. And I don’t need a cell phone with sparkles on it.”

See George we were made for each other!!! Oh how I love you!!!!

Shaq, in his made for giants elmo wear, hangin’ backstage with Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) and her mother Tish  and then with his soon to be ex-wife Shaunie and their four kids at the Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds concert in Miami on February 4th. 

Someone please tell me why a grown man, let alone a gigantic grown man, would wear an Elmo shirt…and then top it off with an Elmo hat.  Now, I love Elmo just as much as the next guy, but c’mon aren’t you an adult?  I’ll be honest I love my Sesame Street and Gumby t-shirts, but i’m a petite woman and don’t wear matching hats with them, so I can pull it off. Shaq  is ridiculously, even absurdly tall and it looks hilarious for him to be dressed in such a way.  I picture him in a furry wrap carrying a club and saying “Fe Fi Fo Fum”, not in an Elmo shirt.  Now I love Sesame Street myself but cannot imagine myself wearing this getup.  Mind you he is at a Hannah Montana concert, why not wear a Hannah Montana shirt like his kids?  They look cooler than he does. 

To be honest,  Shaquille O’Neal wearing a huge red Elmo T-shirt and hat really creeps me out.  I’m small enough I can squeeze into children’s Halloween costumes, and trust me, I’m not above doing so, but I’m also not a professional athlete.   I mean, seriously, he plays in the NBA for broccoli’s sake!!! What was  he thinking?!? 

I wonder how his team-mates responded to seeing this picture in the tabloids…when he wears this to the bars is his pick-up line “Tickle my Elmo”?  Ewwwwww

We now have a listener in Afghanistan!!! Talk about world domination.  Brian Evans, pictured here with his wife Rachel, just deployed on March 3rd.  He came to say goodbye to me the day before he left.  I felt so special!! Brian is  active duty Army out of Fort Campbell, Kentucky.  His family, including his wife and three young children had just moved to Kentucky from Richmond when he got his orders.  He will be deployed and away from his family for eighteen months.  That’s a long time to be away from little ones!!  But he’s taking his laptop with him on his deployment to stay in touch with family and friends and also to listen to his favorite radio station….G101.3!!!!! Yeah Baby!!!

Brian and Rachel are huge fans of G101.3, they listen to us all the time.  They are two of my favorite weekend listeners, and new MySpace friends.  I just wanted to take a minute to show some recognition and let them know I’m hoping for Brian’s safe return home.  He is a hero in my book…sacrificing himself and time with his loved ones to fight and defend the freedoms and liberties we so often take for granted.   Thank you Brian…and Rachel thank you for your sacrifice too!!!