My favorite new couple, Johnifer(John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston)! Hope you find someone sweet too!-MM :)

Seriously? We’re talking about a picture with Miley in a blanket but maybe this is what should grab the media eye.! Is it just me or a little inappropriate for father and daughter interaction? Hulk, Stop applying sunblock to your developed daughter! I want to continue to think of these guys as their real Daddys and not Sugar daddys..MM :)ADDED SECOND PHOTO TO SHOW HE’S HANGING WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND(BROOKE’S AGE AND FRIEND!) AND INDEED THE PHOTO IS OF HIM APPLYING LOTION TO HIS DAUGHTER’S BUTTOCKS AREA.

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Word has it that Phil Collins is mulling over retirement.  I like Phil Collins’ music.  Alright…I like most of Phil Collins’ music (that stuff from Tarzan can go…wtf were you doing, Phil?).  If it turns out to be true, that bites!  There are a lot more people I’d like to see retire before Phil.  Take most any Country artist or Britney Spears.

Your turn.  What artist (solo or group) do you want to see hang up the mic?

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There are things that happen in the night that you don’t really want to know about.  Seriously.

Who is this, Rick?  And…uh…why does she have your shoes?

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I met Barack Obama!!! I shook his hand! I think there were more secret service men than people there to see our potential president!!!  He showed up unexpectedly at New Castle’s Indiana Basketball Hall of Fame.

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Yes…it really is a keyboard on your pants.  Why?  I guess a better question is WHY NOT??  Dave Snow just put a kidney on E-bay so could get some of these.

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There are those people that would argue that the music industry is shallow and the record labels only look for pretty people with no talent.  Not true!  In fact, I have proof.  The people at Republic Records don’t care if you are a strung-out extra from Night of the Living Coke Fiends.  With that I give you…Amy Winehouse.

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po·lyg·a·my (noun)

1. the practice or condition of having more than one spouce, esp. wife, at one time.

The whole polygamist compound thing got me thinking. I realize on the surface having more than 1 woman seems pretty cool and all. If a guy tells you any different he’s lying. But we’re not talking about Hugh Hefner. Hef’s in a league of his own. We’re talking about…well…this lovely young unibrow lady. Plus, its hard enough to keep 1 woman happy but 2 or 3?? Suicide, man, suicide.

Here’s the question. Guys: would you try it? Ladies: could you do it?

P.S. That unibrow is hypnotic. I can’t take my eyes off of it.

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Rick, “the winner” Duncan, Mandi “the attacker” Michaels, Dave’s pose after “scoring” a 69.  The G Bowlers led by Big Shot Bob Phillips (he came in second, but he’s left handed so it’s a disadvantage, lol)  :)

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one of the listeners from the open mic sent me the picture on the left…..she said it had been passed around…and the ladies agreed that the guy on the left looks like rick duncan’s long lost twin brother….i have to say…i agree…if rick sported some pink hair…it would difficult to tell these two apart….

what do you think?….are these two, in fact, long lost twins?….

 *UPDATE*

thanks to dave the drawing guy….we get an even better look at how similar these two actually are….take a second look….i think you will agree….rick and perez are long lost twin brothers….

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Martha Stewart (cook, inside trader, maker of fine linens) has lost her precious Chow. The dogs name…wait for it…Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow. Seriously. Martha is so bereaved (and insane) that she has posted a huge post to her beloved dead pooch on her Marta Stewart blog. The best part of this whole train wreck is that all of the captions for the pictures are written from the dog’s point of view. Enjoy.

God speed Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow. Tell Lassie I said “Hi”.

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I picked this up off of AOL news….the caption read…

“Someone using the name Raji claims to have taken this photo on May 16 in Capitola, Calif. “I have no clue what this thing is so I’m putting it out there to see if anyone else saw it,” he wrote when he posted it online. Soonafter Raji vanished and closed his e-mail account.”

Hmmmm…the picture itself is creepy enough, but then to read the caption…yikes!!! I don’t know about you but it looks suspiciously like a UFO, I’ve never seen one, but I’d say that’s what one would look like. Can anyone say government cover-up?

Gosh, I sure hope I don’t disappear now!!!!

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Alright, how many times have you heard this…”Did you see what he/she said on MySpace?” I’m not talking about just kids either. Adults are starting MySpace fights too with their comments and profile verbage. For those of you that have done this please allow me to clue you in on something: you need a life. Seriously.

MySpace has singlehandedly caused grown men and women to revert back to 13 year olds. Here are a few things to remember…

  1. The www at the beginning of the address means World Wide Web. Get it…WORLD.
  2. MySpace blogs are not diaries. Diaries can be kept under your bed where they’re (mainly) private. MySpace blogs…(see #1).
  3. Just because someone else acts 13 doesn’t mean that you have to.
  4. Being dropped as a “Friend” is no big deal. Its MySpace for God’s sake.

MySpace has gone a long way in reconnecting friends, relatives and former flames. Heck, I’ve got a MySpace page. But, come on…seriously…its only MySpace.