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po·lyg·a·my (noun)

1. the practice or condition of having more than one spouce, esp. wife, at one time.

The whole polygamist compound thing got me thinking. I realize on the surface having more than 1 woman seems pretty cool and all. If a guy tells you any different he’s lying. But we’re not talking about Hugh Hefner. Hef’s in a league of his own. We’re talking about…well…this lovely young unibrow lady. Plus, its hard enough to keep 1 woman happy but 2 or 3?? Suicide, man, suicide.

Here’s the question. Guys: would you try it? Ladies: could you do it?

P.S. That unibrow is hypnotic. I can’t take my eyes off of it.

11 Responses to “Polygamy? Ummm…no.”

  1. jessica

    not me rick…i am a jealous lover…i’d be knockin’ off all the new uni-brow having 13 year olds my 80 year old husband brought home. eventually he might catch on and throw me outta the compound…but until then…hmmm

    actually one of my fave shows is “big love” on HBO…it’s like a weird fantasy type thing…i couldn’t do it but it’s fascinating that other folks can…and do!!

    April 22nd, 2008 | 2:02 pm
  2. Dave the Drawing Guy

    In a heartbeat!! Um…lemme go ask the wife….

    April 22nd, 2008 | 2:52 pm
  3. Stephani Love

    She has one eyebrow….GAG.

    April 22nd, 2008 | 9:09 pm
  4. jerry

    jail time (noun)

    1.) a prison, esp. one for the detention of persons convicted of an offense.

    April 23rd, 2008 | 6:27 am
  5. Paula E

    Ummmm I think those people are gross. Some of the parents have taken off and left the kids behind. So sad that this type of stuff goes on.

    April 23rd, 2008 | 7:49 am
  6. Dave the Drawing Guy

    Well, I didn’t mean all that stuff with kids, and multiple wives… just multiple women. After all, my poor wife can barely keep up with me. another few gals around would give the poor woman a chance to rest, catch her breath. She’s only human…

    April 23rd, 2008 | 8:12 am
  7. Paula E

    is that unibrow photoshopped? Ewwwwwww

    April 23rd, 2008 | 9:06 am
  8. that, my friend, is quantity over quality…..

    April 23rd, 2008 | 10:13 am
  9. shelly

    ok….it’s official……i’m packing up all my supplies and going out there…..that is just ridiculous……road trip anyone?……lol

    April 23rd, 2008 | 3:35 pm
  10. Mandi Michaels

    Wax is my friend. That’s all I’m saying. :)

    April 23rd, 2008 | 5:54 pm
  11. Vicki

    Good Lord!! I think they call it a Fantasy League for a reason. Dream on Guys!!!

    April 24th, 2008 | 4:42 pm

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