Yes…it really is a keyboard on your pants.  Why?  I guess a better question is WHY NOT??  Dave Snow just put a kidney on E-bay so could get some of these.

There are those people that would argue that the music industry is shallow and the record labels only look for pretty people with no talent.  Not true!  In fact, I have proof.  The people at Republic Records don’t care if you are a strung-out extra from Night of the Living Coke Fiends.  With that I give you…Amy Winehouse.