As most of you know by now, our own Brent Whitlock is getting married. While they’re still in the planning stages I’ve got a great idea for Brent’s wardrobe. I give you (insert fanfare here) the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo!! Nothing says I’ll love you forever quite like the look and smell of pork products. I can only hope the wedding is outside in the heat so everyone can enjoy the scent of love.
Congratulations to five excellent local bands!
THORN 4 MEMORY
BEN CRAWFORD
33 AND A THIRD
VALERY’S LAST INQUISTION
SOUL MARROW TRANSPLANT
SEE YOU THURSDAY AT ELK’S COUNTRY CLUB. DOORS OPEN AT 7P, SHOW AT 8P! FREE, FREE, FREE! ALL AGES ARE WELCOME! -MM 
There is a show called Sport Science. They wanted to test the human body’s reaction to being hit in the ummm…gonads. What’ll happen? Hmmm…I wonder. Seriously?!?! If you’re a guy, you know what happens: you feel like passing out. In fact, you wish you’d pass out because then you wouldn’t have to see everyone laughing their butts off at you doubled over in agony. That being said there are few things that make me laugh harder than seeing it happen…TO SOMEONE ELSE.
You have to see it for yourself to believe it. Oh, and see the “science” of it too. Whatever.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is now in theaters. What did you think? There’s been talk of a 5th. Does Indy have it in him to come back again?
Why do celebrities find it necessary to mess with a good thing? Here are just 2 of many, many, many possible examples. Take Jenna Jameson (actress/model/fantasy)…what has she done to her face? She looks a little like a greyhound now. The next 2 pics are of Nikki Cox (actress/Steven Tyler look alike). Think she’s had any collagen injected into her lips? Good Lord, woman! Your face can now be used as an airbag! Can someone explain this? Please??
Publisher’s clearing House Prize Patrol is coming to Richmond Wednesday at NOON! Are you a candidate? What would you do if they showed up? Did you think the “prize patrol” was fictitious?
UPDATE! Congrats to Debra Presley who cashed in on the $1,000 prize! Her husband is leaving for his third tour of duty in Iraq. WKBV news also found out that Presley’s daughter in law just had brain surgery this week. Debra sounds like a deserving candidate to me! UPDATE
a”mini Christina Ricci”, Chase, and Olivia took advantage of the $2.99 grand opening haircut at Great Clips!!! We had fun helping them Kick it off Saturday….thanks for coming out! -MM
Come on now….we all have problems like this one from time to time…but some of us actually find a private place to handle the dirty diggin’ deed!!!! Michelle Rodriguez obviously isn’t like us…as she is wrist deep in hiney on a public beach. Of course, she is a celeb and I s’pose celebs think they are exempt…yeah ok….whatever!!! Wanna see more icky celebrity diggers? Have at it!! 
