Congratulations to five excellent local bands!
THORN 4 MEMORY
BEN CRAWFORD
33 AND A THIRD
VALERY’S LAST INQUISTION
SOUL MARROW TRANSPLANT
SEE YOU THURSDAY AT ELK’S COUNTRY CLUB. DOORS OPEN AT 7P, SHOW AT 8P! FREE, FREE, FREE! ALL AGES ARE WELCOME! -MM 
There is a show called Sport Science. They wanted to test the human body’s reaction to being hit in the ummm…gonads. What’ll happen? Hmmm…I wonder. Seriously?!?! If you’re a guy, you know what happens: you feel like passing out. In fact, you wish you’d pass out because then you wouldn’t have to see everyone laughing their butts off at you doubled over in agony. That being said there are few things that make me laugh harder than seeing it happen…TO SOMEONE ELSE.
You have to see it for yourself to believe it. Oh, and see the “science” of it too. Whatever.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is now in theaters. What did you think? There’s been talk of a 5th. Does Indy have it in him to come back again?
