May
27
27
As most of you know by now, our own Brent Whitlock is getting married. While they’re still in the planning stages I’ve got a great idea for Brent’s wardrobe. I give you (insert fanfare here) the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo!! Nothing says I’ll love you forever quite like the look and smell of pork products. I can only hope the wedding is outside in the heat so everyone can enjoy the scent of love.
That’s hott…
Just call him Sawyer P. Sow oink-oink
What is this ??? “The Flavor of Love”
Flava Flave !!
You kids have it so easy. Back in my day we didn’t have any fancy bacon suits you could buy from the store. We had to make our own pork product suits from the butcher. Never the less, nothin’ beats a classic suit made from chipmunks and chicken feathers. Forget pork.
Women wear snake skin clothing - from an animal known as sneaky and full of venom.
Man wear pig byproduct clothing - from an animal know as fat and dirty.
That sounds about right.
dare to be different, fabulous!
When is Brent getting married anyway?
Brent don’t waste the time on planning a wedding. You are just doing it for everyone else. Trust me I wish we would have eloped. This comes from 16 years of wishing we would have just eloped. Think about it!!!