My parents are HUGE fans of Food Network Star Paula Deen. They get a kick out of her down home attitude and recipes. However, since my parents aren’t exactly what you’d call “young” I keep telling them to watch and enjoy but DON’T EAT THE FOOD. Why? Here’s one of Paula’s recipes that comes with a free E.K.G.

1 1/2 pounds ground beef 3 tablespoons freshly chopped parsley leaves 2 tablespoons grated onion House Seasoning, recipe follows 2 tablespoons butter 3 eggs 6 slices bacon cooked, 6 glazed donuts

Mix the ground beef, chopped parsley and grated onion together in a large mixing bowl. Season liberally, with House Seasoning. Form 3 hamburger patties.Heat a large cast iron skillet over medium-high heat and spray with non-stick cooking spray. Add the burgers and cook until desired temperature, 4 to 5 minutes per side for medium-rare.

Fry bacon in a hot pan until crisp. Remove and drain on paper towels. Set aside.

While burgers are cooking, heat a non-stick pan, over medium heat. Add 2 tablespoons butter. Crack 3 eggs into the pan. Cook until the yolks are just set and still slightly runny and remove.

Place burger patties on glazed donuts as the buns. Top each burger with 2 pieces of bacon and a fried egg.

A hamburger with a fried egg, bacon and a freakin’ Krispy Kreme as the bun!! Seriously?!?! I’m getting chest pains just typing it! I’m not saying you should eat all healthy, all the time (wheatgerm, rice, wicker furniture, etc.) but you don’t have to eat like a goat! Stop the madness, Paula!!