This morning on The G 101-3 Morning Show Brent and I were talking about a family in England that had a Camel Spider in their house.  What’s a Camel Spider?  That big freakin’ thing in the picture!   They can get to be 6 inches in diameter and can run at 10 mph!  Is a giant spider like this your worst creature nightmare?  If not what is?

The camera is a magical invention.  It can catch things and freeze them in time.  Look at this picture very carefully.  Do you see what I see?  Look at the kid in the upper left.  Yep.  Probably should have had the hockey team carry-in after the picture.

Meet Eva, the snake-shaped blanket.  Eva is the invention of German designers and is a cross between an electric blanket and a snake.  It coils around your body and has heated coils inside the blanket that gives you the ability to heat your whole body.  Anyone claustrophobic?  This would be a freakin’ nightmare!  You’d wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming for your very life!  Plus (like some electric blankets) if it overheats are you trapped like some human version of “pig in a blanket”? So…what do you think?  Something you’ve always wanted or nightmare come to life?

As you recall in Inked…pt. 1 we explored some of the more bizarre tattoos ever seen. Well, here we are again. Unless things have changed in tattoo artistry, they’re still PERMANENT right??

Fox And Friends had Ernest Borgnine on to pimp his new book (yeah, he wrote a book, I was surprised too).  He looks pretty good for a dude that was alive when Lincoln was President.  So, the question was asked how he stays looking so young.  You’ve got to watch the clip to see for yourself how he answered.  On the upside…Big Ed will live to be 208!

So…ummm…here’s the Spanish Men’s Olympic Basketball team featuring LA Laker Pau Gasol.  Notice anything weird?  Hmmm…they’re all dressed alike?  Nope.  A couple are sitting on basketballs?  That’s not it.  Oh, I’ve got it!  They’re making the international “Look at me, I’m a Chinaman” face!  HUH?!?  In 2008?!?!  Wow!

Most everyone has heard the story of Bernann McKinney by now. She’s the crazy dog lady that dropped $50k to have her dead dog, Booger (that’s what I said…Booger) cloned. Typically this would be enough to prove she was insane. However, now we hear about her rap sheet. Or should I call it a rape sheet.

In the late 70’s she became infatuated with a Mormon Missionary. When he wouldn’t acknowledge her she chloroformed his Mormon booty, ran 200 miles away and chained him to a bed until he agreed to marry her (sounds vaguely like a certain movie). When he refused she…ummm…had her way with him. After she was arrested…because that kinda stuff is illegal…she told the court that she loved him soooo much that she would ski down Mt. Everest nude with a flower in her nose if he asked her to (cue the sfx: cukoo cukoo cukoo).

She, as you can imagine, denies the whole thing. You can check out the whole article here.

Congratulations to Richmond and all of the Eastern Indiana bands at this year’s Indiana State Fair Band Day (as heard on our sister station 1490 WKBV).  In fact, 5 of the top 8 bands were from around us!  Whoo-hoo!  Here’s how the Sweet 16 finished (Eastern Indiana schools are in italics).

  1. Muncie South
  2. Richmond
  3. Anderson Highland
  4. Northeastern
  5. Jay County
  6. Winchester
  7. Centerville
  8. Hagerstown
  9. Southmont
  10. Anderson
  11. Pendleton Heights
  12. Southport
  13. Muncie Central
  14. Noblesville
  15. Frankton
  16. Lapel

McCain says Obama is a celebrity like Britney and Paris in his latest ad attacking his presidential opponent….well Paris thinks that’s not hot

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cheeto crucifixion

A Missouri woman found this Cheeto and believes that God is talking to her…through junk food?!? Maybe he is…he’s saying don’t eat this crap!!! The finder of this special Cheeto has named it “Cheesus” and put her treasure in a safety deposit box….you never know what a find like this may bring a gal. Someone recently paid over $1300.00 for a cornflake shaped like the state of Illinois…this could prove to be a financial windfall.

In my opinion this Cheeto looks more like the Human Torch from “Fantastic Four” than the crucifixion of Christ…but I’m also not on drugs!!! What d’ya think? Cheeto Jesus?