cheeto crucifixion

A Missouri woman found this Cheeto and believes that God is talking to her…through junk food?!? Maybe he is…he’s saying don’t eat this crap!!! The finder of this special Cheeto has named it “Cheesus” and put her treasure in a safety deposit box….you never know what a find like this may bring a gal. Someone recently paid over $1300.00 for a cornflake shaped like the state of Illinois…this could prove to be a financial windfall.

In my opinion this Cheeto looks more like the Human Torch from “Fantastic Four” than the crucifixion of Christ…but I’m also not on drugs!!! What d’ya think? Cheeto Jesus?