Most everyone has heard the story of Bernann McKinney by now. She’s the crazy dog lady that dropped $50k to have her dead dog, Booger (that’s what I said…Booger) cloned. Typically this would be enough to prove she was insane. However, now we hear about her rap sheet. Or should I call it a rape sheet.

In the late 70’s she became infatuated with a Mormon Missionary. When he wouldn’t acknowledge her she chloroformed his Mormon booty, ran 200 miles away and chained him to a bed until he agreed to marry her (sounds vaguely like a certain movie). When he refused she…ummm…had her way with him. After she was arrested…because that kinda stuff is illegal…she told the court that she loved him soooo much that she would ski down Mt. Everest nude with a flower in her nose if he asked her to (cue the sfx: cukoo cukoo cukoo).

She, as you can imagine, denies the whole thing. You can check out the whole article here.