Meet Eva, the snake-shaped blanket.  Eva is the invention of German designers and is a cross between an electric blanket and a snake.  It coils around your body and has heated coils inside the blanket that gives you the ability to heat your whole body.  Anyone claustrophobic?  This would be a freakin’ nightmare!  You’d wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming for your very life!  Plus (like some electric blankets) if it overheats are you trapped like some human version of “pig in a blanket”? So…what do you think?  Something you’ve always wanted or nightmare come to life?

As you recall in Inked…pt. 1 we explored some of the more bizarre tattoos ever seen. Well, here we are again. Unless things have changed in tattoo artistry, they’re still PERMANENT right??

Fox And Friends had Ernest Borgnine on to pimp his new book (yeah, he wrote a book, I was surprised too).  He looks pretty good for a dude that was alive when Lincoln was President.  So, the question was asked how he stays looking so young.  You’ve got to watch the clip to see for yourself how he answered.  On the upside…Big Ed will live to be 208!

So…ummm…here’s the Spanish Men’s Olympic Basketball team featuring LA Laker Pau Gasol.  Notice anything weird?  Hmmm…they’re all dressed alike?  Nope.  A couple are sitting on basketballs?  That’s not it.  Oh, I’ve got it!  They’re making the international “Look at me, I’m a Chinaman” face!  HUH?!?  In 2008?!?!  Wow!

Most everyone has heard the story of Bernann McKinney by now. She’s the crazy dog lady that dropped $50k to have her dead dog, Booger (that’s what I said…Booger) cloned. Typically this would be enough to prove she was insane. However, now we hear about her rap sheet. Or should I call it a rape sheet.

In the late 70’s she became infatuated with a Mormon Missionary. When he wouldn’t acknowledge her she chloroformed his Mormon booty, ran 200 miles away and chained him to a bed until he agreed to marry her (sounds vaguely like a certain movie). When he refused she…ummm…had her way with him. After she was arrested…because that kinda stuff is illegal…she told the court that she loved him soooo much that she would ski down Mt. Everest nude with a flower in her nose if he asked her to (cue the sfx: cukoo cukoo cukoo).

She, as you can imagine, denies the whole thing. You can check out the whole article here.

The Dark Knight has taken on a life of its own at theaters. People have been selling tickets on Ebay for Imax screenings of the film! Ebay…for a movie! Wow! Have you seen it? Check out the poll on the right of the blog and tell us what you thought.

My parents are HUGE fans of Food Network Star Paula Deen. They get a kick out of her down home attitude and recipes. However, since my parents aren’t exactly what you’d call “young” I keep telling them to watch and enjoy but DON’T EAT THE FOOD. Why? Here’s one of Paula’s recipes that comes with a free E.K.G.

1 1/2 pounds ground beef 3 tablespoons freshly chopped parsley leaves 2 tablespoons grated onion House Seasoning, recipe follows 2 tablespoons butter 3 eggs 6 slices bacon cooked, 6 glazed donuts

Mix the ground beef, chopped parsley and grated onion together in a large mixing bowl. Season liberally, with House Seasoning. Form 3 hamburger patties.Heat a large cast iron skillet over medium-high heat and spray with non-stick cooking spray. Add the burgers and cook until desired temperature, 4 to 5 minutes per side for medium-rare.

Fry bacon in a hot pan until crisp. Remove and drain on paper towels. Set aside.

While burgers are cooking, heat a non-stick pan, over medium heat. Add 2 tablespoons butter. Crack 3 eggs into the pan. Cook until the yolks are just set and still slightly runny and remove.

Place burger patties on glazed donuts as the buns. Top each burger with 2 pieces of bacon and a fried egg.

A hamburger with a fried egg, bacon and a freakin’ Krispy Kreme as the bun!! Seriously?!?! I’m getting chest pains just typing it! I’m not saying you should eat all healthy, all the time (wheatgerm, rice, wicker furniture, etc.) but you don’t have to eat like a goat! Stop the madness, Paula!!

Everyone’s favorite A.I. judge (alright the favorite former singer/dancer judge) is flamboyant, emotional and extra nuts. If you missed her appearance on QVC with her jewelry collection now you can enjoy the insanity that is Paula Abdul.

If you’ve been listening to the G101-3 Morning Show, you’ve heard about Dimitri. If you haven’t been listening…SHAME!! In the San Francisco area, a guy named Dimitri meets a girl named Olga. She gives him her card and tells him to call her. Apparently she’s not serious. Very apparently, he is! Listen and enjoy as he calls once to tell her how lucky she is and again to give her “one more chance”.  They’re back-to-back on the player so make sure you listen to the whole thing for the full effect.

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Dave the Drawing Guy strikes again!  Dave has been doing drawings for the G airstaff and mine is finally here!  He’s done Mandi, Dave, Brent, Keith and Jessica with incredible accuracy.  He’s incredible!!  Thanks, Dave TDG!

Congratulations to Soul Marrow Transplant for winning this year’s Battle Of The Bands at the Elks Country Club. A big thanks to not only Glen and everyone at the Elks but also to House of Ink, Richmond 40 Bowl, Medfit and Jiffy Lube. You can check out Soul Marrow Transplant along with 33 and 1/3, Ben Crawford, Valery’s Last Inquisition and Thorn 4 Memory at this year’s Freedom Jam on July 4th!

I’ve said for years that the only reason I don’t have a tattoo is because I’ve never found anything that I want permanently etched on my skin.  I’m not against the idea, I just haven’t found the right one.  Apparently these people didn’t have that same thought process.  Can someone tell me what in the name of all that is holy is that 3rd one?!?!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is now in theaters.  What did you think?  There’s been talk of a 5th.  Does Indy have it in him to come back again?

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Why do celebrities find it necessary to mess with a good thing?  Here are just 2 of many, many, many possible examples.  Take Jenna Jameson (actress/model/fantasy)…what has she done to her face?  She looks a little like a greyhound now.  The next 2 pics are of Nikki Cox (actress/Steven Tyler look alike).  Think she’s had any collagen injected into her lips?  Good Lord, woman!  Your face can now be used as an airbag!  Can someone explain this?  Please??

You had to know this was coming. A species can only be degraded for so long before the backlash is felt. Kinda like Planet of the Apes…only shorter and without the opposable thumbs.

Viva Chihuahuas!