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A Missouri woman found this Cheeto and believes that God is talking to her…through junk food?!? Maybe he is…he’s saying don’t eat this crap!!! The finder of this special Cheeto has named it “Cheesus” and put her treasure in a safety deposit box….you never know what a find like this may bring a gal. Someone recently paid over $1300.00 for a cornflake shaped like the state of Illinois…this could prove to be a financial windfall.

In my opinion this Cheeto looks more like the Human Torch from “Fantastic Four” than the crucifixion of Christ…but I’m also not on drugs!!! What d’ya think? Cheeto Jesus?

On the fourth day of July the whole G101.3 crew was working at Glen Miller Park or back in the station to make sure Freedom Jam 2008 went off without a hitch. A lot of planning was put into the Freedom Jam festivities and a lot of hard work was necessary to make it happen. Despite the rainy weather we had a fantastic turnout for the Freedom Jam 5K run/walk, enjoyed fabulous live music provided by five local bands and the Richmond Symphony Orchestra and then the “hill” was full at dark for the fantastic fireworks display, thanks to The American Legion-Harry Ray Post 65. All in all it was a success and a GREAT time!!!! Thanks so much to all who helped, volunteered their time, and donated money to the fireworks fund!

If you didn’t make it out this year there will be more pictures posted of all the festivities and we hope to see you for Freedom Jam 2009!!

Come on now….we all have problems like this one from time to time…but some of us actually find a  private place to handle  the dirty diggin’  deed!!!!   Michelle Rodriguez obviously isn’t like  us…as she is wrist deep in hiney on a public beach.  Of course, she is a celeb and I s’pose celebs think they are exempt…yeah ok….whatever!!!  Wanna see more icky celebrity diggers?  Have at it!!

Who is this, Rick?  And…uh…why does she have your shoes?

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I picked this up off of AOL news….the caption read…

“Someone using the name Raji claims to have taken this photo on May 16 in Capitola, Calif. “I have no clue what this thing is so I’m putting it out there to see if anyone else saw it,” he wrote when he posted it online. Soonafter Raji vanished and closed his e-mail account.”

Hmmmm…the picture itself is creepy enough, but then to read the caption…yikes!!! I don’t know about you but it looks suspiciously like a UFO, I’ve never seen one, but I’d say that’s what one would look like. Can anyone say government cover-up?

Gosh, I sure hope I don’t disappear now!!!!

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Up until yesterday I only had 100 reasons to love this man….but then I read what he has to say about celebrities getting free stuff and now poof 101 reasons!!! Since reasons 101 to 6 are all about how hot he is…I’ll just list the top five!!

5 Not married….hehehe

4 Good Actor

3 Can play baseball

2 Humanitarian

1 Thinks celebrities look greedy when they pick up free “swag bags” at events.

Clooney tells Time magazine, “I’ve been smart about that. Rich famous people getting free s— looks bad. You look greedy. And I don’t need a cell phone with sparkles on it.”

See George we were made for each other!!! Oh how I love you!!!!

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Shaq, in his made for giants elmo wear, hangin’ backstage with Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) and her mother Tish  and then with his soon to be ex-wife Shaunie and their four kids at the Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds concert in Miami on February 4th. 

Someone please tell me why a grown man, let alone a gigantic grown man, would wear an Elmo shirt…and then top it off with an Elmo hat.  Now, I love Elmo just as much as the next guy, but c’mon aren’t you an adult?  I’ll be honest I love my Sesame Street and Gumby t-shirts, but i’m a petite woman and don’t wear matching hats with them, so I can pull it off. Shaq  is ridiculously, even absurdly tall and it looks hilarious for him to be dressed in such a way.  I picture him in a furry wrap carrying a club and saying “Fe Fi Fo Fum”, not in an Elmo shirt.  Now I love Sesame Street myself but cannot imagine myself wearing this getup.  Mind you he is at a Hannah Montana concert, why not wear a Hannah Montana shirt like his kids?  They look cooler than he does. 

To be honest,  Shaquille O’Neal wearing a huge red Elmo T-shirt and hat really creeps me out.  I’m small enough I can squeeze into children’s Halloween costumes, and trust me, I’m not above doing so, but I’m also not a professional athlete.   I mean, seriously, he plays in the NBA for broccoli’s sake!!! What was  he thinking?!? 

I wonder how his team-mates responded to seeing this picture in the tabloids…when he wears this to the bars is his pick-up line “Tickle my Elmo”?  Ewwwwww

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We now have a listener in Afghanistan!!! Talk about world domination.  Brian Evans, pictured here with his wife Rachel, just deployed on March 3rd.  He came to say goodbye to me the day before he left.  I felt so special!! Brian is  active duty Army out of Fort Campbell, Kentucky.  His family, including his wife and three young children had just moved to Kentucky from Richmond when he got his orders.  He will be deployed and away from his family for eighteen months.  That’s a long time to be away from little ones!!  But he’s taking his laptop with him on his deployment to stay in touch with family and friends and also to listen to his favorite radio station….G101.3!!!!! Yeah Baby!!!

Brian and Rachel are huge fans of G101.3, they listen to us all the time.  They are two of my favorite weekend listeners, and new MySpace friends.  I just wanted to take a minute to show some recognition and let them know I’m hoping for Brian’s safe return home.  He is a hero in my book…sacrificing himself and time with his loved ones to fight and defend the freedoms and liberties we so often take for granted.   Thank you Brian…and Rachel thank you for your sacrifice too!!!